The short version is: take off your bra. But wait, that's the long version too. A year ago, I posted a screenshot of a perfect Tumblr post (Tumblr is an equally cursed and blessed space, and I rejoice in it) on Twitter. It was a text post (the OP has since deleted their tumblr, sadly), written a couple years back in that lovely Tumblr dialect — minimal punctuation in almost a stream of consciousness — and it was about Rihanna, and her magnificent breasts.
The short version is: take off your bra
The short version is: take off your bra
The short version is: take off your bra
The short version is: take off your bra. But wait, that's the long version too. A year ago, I posted a screenshot of a perfect Tumblr post (Tumblr is an equally cursed and blessed space, and I rejoice in it) on Twitter. It was a text post (the OP has since deleted their tumblr, sadly), written a couple years back in that lovely Tumblr dialect — minimal punctuation in almost a stream of consciousness — and it was about Rihanna, and her magnificent breasts.